




justasmallbloginabigklainefandom:
i thought i was a freak of nature for sleeping in the leap frog position
Leap Frog all the way.
Leap Frog- all night every night
The Leap Frog. Yup.
All there

Rebel Wilson meets Anne Hathaway
about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg
what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd
WELL WE GON FIND OUT
hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT
THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART
OH
HOLY PISSING HELL
MY CHILD

Do you ever wonder how drastically different your life would be if that one thing hadn’t occurred?

hELPk i mAM odlphin how dio i bloge
that dolphin’s got an extra person hand
you’re right this picture is fake you got me
I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you
What if it does but we can’t hear it?
do u kno what screaming is